City chicken
“You can learn how to raise chickens in an urban environment, complete with walking leashes, harnesses and diapers.”The new power pet.
Miele ‘Very Strong’ Vacuum Cleaner Billboard
Le gros chachat à sa maîtresse
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la mimi du samedi
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.Crumble thinks he’s Harry Potter.
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“Who are you waving at? OMG are you taping this??”
“Naw baby. I’d never do that to you.”
“What’s that blinking red light?”
“Aww fuck, my battery is low.”
“What?!”
“Hmm? Uh… I said… umm… I’m gonna fuck your butt really slow.”











